Welcome to the Church of the Magmatic Temple
We welcome all who await the Awakening.
There are many ways to commune with us! We hope you will come visit us for a communal service soon. To learn more about the Magmatic Temple, use the navigation tabs.
“Commune with us, Commune with Zindorg.”
Latest Announcements
Magmatic Temple Bulletin:
The ceremony tomorrow deserves our utmost attention. Without it, all past efforts will be in vain.
Magmatic Temple Bulletin:
Significant Zindorg activity detected in the Crerar Quad! Seek enlightenment thither.
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Magmatic Temple Bulletin:
Significant Zindorg activity detected in the Social Sciences Quad! Seek enlightenment thither.
Magmatic Temple Bulletin: Proper Deference in Addressing Temple Members
Don’t forget to show your elders the appropriate respect, so we can all work together towards the Great Awakening. Please note the following conventions:
- Elders of Ember wear brown hooded robes. They should be greeted in the following manner: “Greetings Great Ember Elder! Hail Zindorg, full of doubt.”
- Acolytes of Aa wear tricorn hats. They should be greeted with a deep bow that includes a flourish.
- Icelandic Initiates wear UGG boots and scarves. They should be greeted by the longest hissing sound you can manage, followed by the word ‘Hi.’
Welcome our newest Igneous Lava Priests: Bill McGuire, Keith Rowley, Kate Cashman, and Marie Edmonds! Burn bright!
We are located at 4334 W. Van Buren Road (the old post office) in the basement suite, Chicago, IL, 60607.