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2023 Results

Placement	Team (Affiliation)	Team (Name)
1st	Snell-Hitchcock	Sally’s Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Scav Team
2nd	International House	we need a captain and a name
3rd	Valois Bois	SVB: Silicon Valois Bois
4th	Campus North East	Upsilon Nu: Alpha Chapter
5th	South Scav	Our Market Research Shows That Scav Judges Like Really Long Team Names So We Made this Team to Have the Absolute Longest Team Name Ever Renee Granville-Grossman Residential Commons (Formerly Known as South Campus Residence Hall) Scavenger Hunt Team; To ensure the accuracy of this statement, here is appended the entirety of the Epic of Gilgamesh: He who saw the deep, the foundations of the land; who knew the world, was wise in everything! Gilgamesh, who saw the deep, the foundations of the land; who knew the world, was wise in everything! The totality of wisdom, of which he seized all. He saw the secret and uncovered the hidden; he bore a story of before the flood. He came a distant road; he was weary and he was granted rest; he set down on a stele all of his hardships. He built the walls of Uruk-the-sheepfold, of holy Eanna, the exalted repository. See its wall, which is like a strand of wool! View its ramparts, which none can equal! Take the stairwell from those times long past, close to Eanna, seat of Ishtar, which no later king or man could equal! Go up, up to the top of the wall of Uruk, go along, check the foundation and inspect the mudbrick! See if its mudbrick is not kiln-fired, and its foundations were not laid by the seven sages! One šar-area is city, one šar-area is garden, one šar-area is clay pit, one-half šar-area the temple of Ishtar; three and a half šar-area is the extent of Uruk. See the tablet-box of cedar! Release the lock-ring of bronze! Open the door to its secret! Lift the tablet of lapis lazuli, and read out: all that Gilgamesh walked, all of his misfortunes!
6th	Max Palevsky	Max Palevsky Center for Kids Who Can’t Scav Good
7th (tie)	Marg’s good time gang	Smart People…On ICE!
	GASH	ouroboros can have little a ouroboros as a treat
9th	Burton-Judson	Tim Burton-Judson presents: the Nightmare before Mother’s Day
10th	Woodlawn	We Did Start the Fire: Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom Brando, “The King and I”, and “The Catcher in the Rye” Eisenhower, Vaccine, England’s got a new queen Marciano, Liberace, Santayana, goodbye…
11th	The German Mafia	Snap, Crackle, POP
12th	Just a silly lil DnD group	Fallcrest Adventurer’s Guild
13th	The Bunge	shimpo and the peristeronic gentlemen
14th	Sourdough	Sourdough: The Final Rise
15th	just me	STREAK
16th (tie)	Alums	THE ALL-SEEING LEMON
	Balls (volleyballs, basketballs, bowling balls, bocce balls, tennis balls, lacrosse balls, waterpolo balls, cue balls, beach balls, soccer balls, ping pong balls, etc)	The Ball Busters
	The dumbasses who constantly quote Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure	Don and Rani
	some people	THE REAL CHICAGO TEAM

We extend our deepest gratitude to the Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group for guest-judging Item 87.

There were 928 gecs at Scav this year.

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