we are the successors to the fallcrest adventurer’s guild of yore (last year)
The Chicago Twinker 👉👈
10th
Scavvies Under Challenging Conditions (SUCCs)
[human hair]
11th
Scavrou Enterprises, LLC
Scavrou & Co.
12th (tie)
people who like bread and pottery 🥖☕️
crustsaders 🍞
A silly little man with a mission
Cessor’s Quest
Former Kellerites and Co.
We’re graduating we have to do the UChicago stuff
Phil the Phoenix Fan Association
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depressed honors gen chem students and their friends
Aristotle’s balls
Just me and maybe some friends! I’ll see if anyone joins me :)
Scavvies for a Free Palestine
Just a group of super cool friends
The FLI Kids
Maclean House
The Joshua Harris Bachelor Party
ben l., arjun b., israel b. jr., ruhaan c., vedant d., grace d.
Sally’s Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Scav Team
2nd
International House
we need a captain and a name
3rd
Valois Bois
SVB: Silicon Valois Bois
4th
Campus North East
Upsilon Nu: Alpha Chapter
5th
South Scav
Our Market Research Shows That Scav Judges Like Really Long Team Names So We Made this Team to Have the Absolute Longest Team Name Ever Renee Granville-Grossman Residential Commons (Formerly Known as South Campus Residence Hall) Scavenger Hunt Team; To ensure the accuracy of this statement, here is appended the entirety of the Epic of Gilgamesh: He who saw the deep, the foundations of the land; who knew the world, was wise in everything! Gilgamesh, who saw the deep, the foundations of the land; who knew the world, was wise in everything! The totality of wisdom, of which he seized all. He saw the secret and uncovered the hidden; he bore a story of before the flood. He came a distant road; he was weary and he was granted rest; he set down on a stele all of his hardships. He built the walls of Uruk-the-sheepfold, of holy Eanna, the exalted repository. See its wall, which is like a strand of wool! View its ramparts, which none can equal! Take the stairwell from those times long past, close to Eanna, seat of Ishtar, which no later king or man could equal! Go up, up to the top of the wall of Uruk, go along, check the foundation and inspect the mudbrick! See if its mudbrick is not kiln-fired, and its foundations were not laid by the seven sages! One šar-area is city, one šar-area is garden, one šar-area is clay pit, one-half šar-area the temple of Ishtar; three and a half šar-area is the extent of Uruk. See the tablet-box of cedar! Release the lock-ring of bronze! Open the door to its secret! Lift the tablet of lapis lazuli, and read out: all that Gilgamesh walked, all of his misfortunes!
6th
Max Palevsky
Max Palevsky Center for Kids Who Can’t Scav Good
7th (tie)
Marg’s good time gang
Smart People…On ICE!
GASH
ouroboros can have little a ouroboros as a treat
9th
Burton-Judson
Tim Burton-Judson presents: the Nightmare before Mother’s Day
10th
Woodlawn
We Did Start the Fire: Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom Brando, “The King and I”, and “The Catcher in the Rye” Eisenhower, Vaccine, England’s got a new queen Marciano, Liberace, Santayana, goodbye…
r/uchicago: AWFUL HOUSING ASSIGNMENT, NOW I DON’T WANT TO GO HERE: I got a single in i-house. From what I gather, an awful dorm, in an awful location, with no culture and now I’m solo. Pretty depressing. Part of me was searching for reasons to pull the trigger on a gap year and reevaluate where I want to go, so I’m taking today’s news as a sign. Am I overreacting?
7th
Max Palevsky
Max Trek: The Final Scavtier
8th
STTR-BBoY
If the Judges Don’t Show Up in Fifteen Minutes, We’re Legally Allowed to Leave
9th
Valois Bois
Scav Life 3: Confirmed
10th
GGRC
South Scav
11th (tie)
Duskmantle and Friends
Scrub Daddies
Harper Cafe
Pussy Live and Pussy Die
Jannotta
Jude Paul’s Scav Race
14th
SCAM SCAV
SCAM’S CLUB
15th (tie)
#Gravelanche 2020
TSHIRTTIME
Pritzker School of Medicine
Pritzker School of Medicine Scav Hunt Team
17th
Church of Scientology
mole patrol
18th
one man army
farding and shidding and cumming on top of mansueto’s juicy ass
19th
Track and Field
Scavy McScavface
20th
feet
sandal
21st
Kundling
Astronomers present the first ever image of the K Hole!
In celebration of our 25th anniversary, we set the world record for the largest scavenger hunt! The item appeared on the List as item 277, though it was not restricted to registered Scav Hunt teams, and it consisted of a scavenger hunt on the Quads. The rules of the event can be found here and a list of the items to be found on the Quads is here.
The clues for item 35 (“the puzzle hunt”) can be found here.
Placement
Team (Affiliation)
Team (Name)
1st
Burton-Judson
John D. Rockefeller and the Captains of Injury
2nd
Snell-Hitchcock
The Dark Side of the Quad
3rd
MacPierce
The Rahmones
4th
Max Palevsky
Phoenix Envy
5th (tie)
Breckinridge
F.A.S.T. : F.A.S.T. Ain’t a Scav Team
South Campus
Scampi People, Dear Judges
7th
Broadview-Flint
Blintzkrieg
8th
Grad Students and Alumni
Scav All-Czars
9th
CBGB & OMFUG
“Pals”
10th
FIST
Lush Puppies Mk XI;The FIST 1.0; Deleuzean Latkes; Stony Island Turns Off Safe Search;Less Umlaut, More Cowbell!; Rosebud: It’s true, every toboggan in media is a vehicle for philosophical discussion; Sungods have surprisingly good grammar.; Hurry metric frogs! Kronur?;Mathews House; The Bureau of W.H.A.T. (W.E. H.A.V.E. A. T.O.W.E.L. (Wobbuffets Exist, Has Anyone Verified Elsewise? Acronyms Thrice Over: wobBUFfet Elite League! (Wombat overlords, bazookas, bakery, undulating ferrets, fifer, existential turrets, succulent Emacs, xenomorph, interrobang, stalactites, typhoons, Habberdashing, anon, scythe, Abominable nunchucks, yeoman, ottoman, nudity, erupting, Verily, elementary, rudimentary, idealistic fistorobato, idolaters, erudite defenestration, Elephantitis, linguine, swimmy, eviceration, worcestershiresauce, iconic statuesque erronious Alopecia, crapqqbtastic robots, oddity, necrophilia, yossarian marsupials, santorum, Tactics, http://yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=96&height=96&yt=fYFpZ-2M7P8&flux=1&direction=rand, rampage, impalement, crab-battle, evangelists, Olioliolio!, vitriol, entrails, rabblerabblerabble, We Must Go Deeper, Everything loves its testicles, enter Lusts everlasting, aromas, gaping underwear, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuphemism)));The Last Rainbow Robot Unicorn
Lush Puppies Mk X; The F.I.S.T. point Nein; Deleuzean Potatoe Gun; Stony Never Calls Back; Ümläut, M?t??? ?u?kèR; Rosebud: [edited for Spoiler Alert]; It’s 10 PM, do u know where ur Sungodz r?; Hungry Skirt Rumor Force; The Shoreland; The Bureau of Igloos, Coleslaw, Avocados, Nostradamus, Tuesdays, Brevity, Exclusivity, Lists, Irony, Et Cetera, Vagueness, Exterior, Interior, Totality, Seriousness, Not Silliness, Ontology, Truth, Other Stuff, Restrooms, Gallimaufry, Alphabetizing, Ne’er-do-wells, Inundations, Zeppelins, Everymen, and De-alphabetizing (I.C.A.N.T.B.E.L.I.E.V.E.I.T.S.N.O.T.O.R.G.A.N.I.Z.E.D.)
In the illustrious history of ScavHunt, the following have been theme songs:
2024: The B-52s, “Rock Lobster” 2023: Akiko Wada, “KANPAI FUNK” 2014(0): The Billboard Hot 100 Number Ones of 2014(0) 2021: Tame Impala, “Elephant”, as covered by The Wiggles 2020: Daði Freyr, “Think About Things” 2019: The Black Eyed Peas, “Pump It” 2018: Ethel Merman, “Everything’s Coming Up Roses” (Disco Album version) 2017: Carly Rae Jepsen, “Store” 2016: Wang Chung, “Everybody Have Fun Tonight” 2015: Hoobastank, “The Reason” 2014(2): Tegan and Sara feat. The Lonely Island, “Everything is Awesome” 2014(1): Quad City DJs, “Space Jam” 2012: Buddy Holly, “You’re So Square (Baby I Don’t Care)” 2011: The Foundations, “Build Me Up Buttercup” 2010: Adriano Celentano, “Prisencolinensinainciusol” 2009: Queen and David Bowie, “Under Pressure” 2008: The White Stripes, “Conquest” 2007: Maldroid, “Heck No! (I’ll Never Listen to Techno)” 2006: Scorpions, “Rock You Like a Hurricane” 2005: The Beach Boys, “I Get Around” 2004: Junior Senior, “Move Your Feet” 2003: Kenny Loggins, “Danger Zone” 2002: Andrew W.K., “Party Hard” 2001: The Charlie Daniels Band, “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” 2000: Positive K, “I Gotta Man” 1999: Vengaboys, “We Like to Party” 1998: Weather Girls, “It’s Raining Men”
The ranks of Hot Side Hot have, at one time or another, included the following (and if you are not on this list but can prove that you should be, e-mail scavheadjudge@gmail so that we can administer the secret test)
Alex Arnell (2025–) Gabriel Almas Byrd (2025–) Kiran (2025–) Van Gabriel Olson (2025–) Lewis Christensen (2024–) Will Samuel Epstein (2024–) Isha Mehta (2024–) Brandon P LaCrosse (2023–) Cole Washburn (2023–) David Aguilar Hall (2023–) Lila Grigorina Jeemy (2023–) Audrey Paris Scott (2023–) Brittney Lynn Dorton (2023–) Gabriela Claire Garcia (2023–) Ryan Solomon Gold (2023–) Emma Jean Simpson (2021–) Joren David Husic (2021–) Kit Downey (2021–) Rebecca Greenberg (2021–2021) Artemie Li Chang (2020–) Ihna Yoo (2020–) Jacob Leo Blitz (2020–) Sabrina Grace Sternberg (2020–) Destiny DeAnn Reeves (2019–) Melissa Ariel Walsh (2019–) Nell Williamson Shaffer (2019–) Sam Michael Dulys (2019–) Abbie Louisa Reeves (2018–) Alexander William Hearn (2018–) David Maxwell Klinger (2018–) Gabrielle Lindsey Dulys (2018–) Joey Steven Valdez (2018–) Cassandra Miriam Cohen (2017–) Erin Claire Glynn (2017–) Eva Judith Brotslaw (2017–) Michael Aaron Hochman (2017–) Ori Portland Brian (2017–) Sihyun Eren Ahn (2017–) Andrew Isaac Jaffe (2016–) Julianna Rose St. Onge (2016–) Udayan Ravi Vaidya (2016–) Kate Elizabeth Mooney (2015–) Molly Elizabeth Blondell (2015–) Reed Benjamin Mershon (2015–) Ruby Coyne (by birth) (2015–) William Tahoe de Oliveira Schrader (2015–) Daniel Petersen Booth (2014(2)–) Erin Mary Simpson (2014(2)–) Lily Ling Zhao (2014(2)–) Emily Natalie Tixier (2014(2)–) Walker Riley King (2014(2)–) James Edward Duehr (2014(1)–) Rachel Alexandra Hwang (2014(1)–) Lindsey Julia Simon (2014(1)–) Jeremy Penin Ziring (2014(1)–) Seth Henry Berlin (2012–) Peter Bernard Borah (2012–) Nicholas Christopher Cassleman (2012–) Michael Jacek Furdyna (2012–) Andrew William Jordan (2012–) Kirsten Anne Madsen (2012–) Catherine Zuul Scharon (2012–) Alexander Joseph Brandt (2011–) Samuel Ryan Bowman (2011–) Rebecca Anne Maurer (2011–) Julian Schwaller (2011–) Sarah Margaret Staudt (2011–) Mary Adelina Coyne (by birth) (2010–) Grace Hollingsworth Chapin (2010–) Samuel Raphael Feldman (2010–) Ezra Deutsch-Feldman (2010–) Margaret Anne Mallari (2010–) Leah Zöe Gibson Rand (2010–) Hyacinth Liu (2010–) Daniel Tamor Liu Citron (2009–) Benjamin David Umans (2009–) Christopher Michael Havlin (2009–) Daniel Marshall Wade (2009–) Paul Wilburforth Davis (2009–) Emily Rachel Watkins (2008–) William Curran Volk (2008–) Jennifer L. Crowell (2007–) Samuel Turner Silk Boyd (2007–) Jonathan Douglas Williams (2006–) Patrick Joseph Augustine (2006–2018) Christian Farrell Kammerer (eternal) Matthew Lawrence Fink (2005–2013) Karl Davis (2003–) Katherine Anne Lipkowitz William Smith Deitz Sebastian Andrew Ellefson (2003–) Leila Steven Sales James Daniel Ryan Kathleen Elizabeth Scanlon (2008–) Nicholas Paul Poulos (2005–) Joel Robert Putnam Steven Gaskins Lucy Sara Kanwal Rezvi Colin Alfred McFaul Lisa Rose Feiertag Victor Neminis Patricia Claire Gilbert Courtney Marie Prokopas Matthew Richard Kellard Samuel Jesse Hunt Kaury Ty (Eisenman) Kucera Matthew Gregory Dembowski Moacir Pranas Grigalius de Sá Pereira Michael Daly Campion Stephen K. Chan Stephen Joseph Cicala Connor Ryan Coyne Jessica Jalbrzikowski Coyne Emily Whitman Easton Thomas Robert Howe Nicholas Monsour Jasmine Davila Daryl Bernard Osuch Jessica Ruth Plonka Sonia Maria Rupcic Michael Donohue Dennis Brennan (1993–) Ron Ludwigsen Bob Hallberg Stephen Lawrence Rick Jeffries Nolan McCarty Diane Kelly Cassie Scharff Hallberg Chris Straus (founder)
